Poetry

Issue #5

Hello, how are you today?

Hello, how are you today?

Cockles on a coaster have such

Strong colour.

Would’jaa like sugar in ya tea?

Squeeze just one bag please, repeat

Use 3 times.

I’ve heard of the credit crunch.

Kit Kat goes better.

Hang on! Student off to graze.


Helen has curly blond hair.

She looks like a child magazine model,

Straight out of a Freemans’ catalogue.

8 year olds shouldn’t know

They’re beautiful.

I cried on a bench at 10,

Cookies perched in foil atop

My prim, pressed knees.

The boy I liked was staring at me,

Hand-on-HIP-thumbnail-TEASED-by-teeth.

My first “Fuck off” to a

Real person that mattered,

As I triumphantly and indignantly grazed past,

With a deliberate, harder than necessary,

Chip of my shoulder.

Hiding in the girl’s,

Feels victorious.

Feeling of female

Superiority: Page 2.


                        Does he like me now?

Leila Green